Santa Upgrades Sleigh with Twin Jet Assist and Unison Systems for On Time Delivery

NORTH POLE — Santa’s Workshop has completed a factory-fresh refit of Santa’s sleigh, now equipped with a pair of jet engines to provide supplemental power and accelerate on-time deliveries worldwide. Citing proven reliability and quality, Santa specifically requested Unison systems for the twin engines and supporting subsystems. “Reliability isn’t a wish for us—it’s a requirement,” Santa Claus said. “With twin jet assist and Unison systems, every gift reaches the right rooftop, right on time.”

Unison’s upgrade delivers instant cold-weather starts, steady flow control, precise sensing, and stable thermal performance from pole to tropics. From ignition exciters, leads, and igniters for reliable light-off—to tubes, ducts, and manifolds that transport fuel and air to the engines for efficient, leak-tight flow; harness-based health monitoring; thermal comfort and electronics cooling; and sensors for real-time data—every system keeps the sleigh on schedule.

“From first spark to final touchdown, Unison locks in Safety, elevates Quality, protects Delivery, and controls Cost,” the workshop said. “Mission ready—and the world is on schedule.”